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do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years
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i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
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i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
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i cant believe a large group of adult men rigged a survey to vote for the best animated kids show of 2013 by creating scripts that automatically vote for my little pony a million times i feel like were living in a bizarro alternate universe of the real true timeline where bronies are fairytale creatures that only exist in legends
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Truer words have never been said.
nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel, take notes.
I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago
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Jennifer got cold on the show and one of the cameramen had a blanket backstage.
Jennifer Lawrence on the David Letterman // Nov. 21 2013
i fucking love her
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Nelson Mandela monument by Marco Cianfanelli